You lot will LOVE this

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FellatioNelson · 08/09/2011 21:34

Seen on a blackboard outside a pub today:

"Cold? Come inside and get warm and sample are hospitality"

Feckin' Eejits.

(the double inverted commas are theirs, not mine, by the way.)

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DuelingFanjo · 08/09/2011 21:35

He he.

bushymcbush · 08/09/2011 21:35

Fucksake. Drives me insane!

GollyHolightly · 08/09/2011 21:35

On a blackboard outside a pub a few weeks ago:

Wan't to be a member?

BikeRunSki · 08/09/2011 21:37

Seen at Washington Services on M1 about 10 years ago:

Big Breakfast Choo's 5 items for £5

BikeRunSki · 08/09/2011 21:37

A1, d'oh!

BirdOfPassage · 08/09/2011 21:39

That's as bad as 'could of done it' etc., but does indicate a trend toward spelling things as they sound.

BirdOfPassage · 08/09/2011 21:41

Kid you not, a chap who is now Professor writes (or did when I knew him) 'could of been' etc.

WoofToYouTooLady · 08/09/2011 21:56

I recall a greengrocer in Fife selling ''Mellins''. What a corker!

lifeisgoodwithsleep · 09/09/2011 02:33

Last December I saw a market stall selling "Xmas reefs".

eicosapentaenoic · 09/09/2011 20:38

Confession. Forgive me for I have sinned.

Hypocratic Oath instead of Hippocratic Oath on NHS thread.

OMG, please make the pain stop, have to change name now . Mind you, hypocrisy might be suitable oath for NHS reforms bill.

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