My organic naturally smoked tofu claims on the packet to be...

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'fulsome in flavour'

Should I email them to tell them it is the Wrong Word?

YES! Christ! TOTALLY wrong and not even a positive meaning. They're insulting their own product.

yes.
And whilst you're at it could you email Dorset Cereals and tell them that it is absurb that they proudly announce their muesli to be 'approved by the Vegetarian Society'. Well, yes, it's muesli - not exactly going to have beefy chunks in it, is it?

yes, they're insane!
"our tofu is excessively flattering"

oh, i found a defintion that says "offensive to the taste or sensibilities."

why can't they just put full of flavour????