I know it's the DM, but still...

[midnightexpress]

re. Myleene Klass's addiction to Twitter:

'After keeping her fans on tender hooks she revealed she had settled on leak and potato pie'

Tsk.

Oh sweet Moses.

Myleene Klass, Daily Mail, Twitter, hideous howlers - it's like a Perfect Storm for me.

midnight, it's like the four horseman of the apocalypse rocking up. With David Cameron stage right calling down the storm from above.

Oh yy, let's bring the Hameron in as well. I like. It can be his fault. Him and La Klass.

I like to picture the other horsemen done up like Barbie. Just if you want to complete the mental image.

In MK designed outfits, I imagine? Possibly even gussied-up tots?