Funniest birthday requests?

[thecatswhiskrs]

I asked my soon-to-be 12 year old what he would like for his birthday and he gave me quite a classic list (see below). Would love to hear if anyone else has had any classic birthday requests from their DC :) Needless to say my son won't be getting most of what is on the list LOL!

This list is as my son wrote it:

• A barbeque / candle lighter
• A pot of ink
• Books
• Food
• A crossbow
• A calculator
• Regret Ghost Chili sauce
• WD40
• Food
• A snake
• Some antiques
• A stapler
• Food
• A Llama
• A mini Elvis suit
• A ride-on lawnmower
• A church candle
• A frying pan
• A 5 litre water bottle
• A top hat
• French cheese
• An ear trumpet

Wow that is....a list.

Funniest thing I can remember is when my middle daughter turned 3, she wanted "muddy puddles" for her birthday (yep, she was peppa pig mad)

muddy puddles are, at least, achievable!!!

When my eldest was 3, his Christmas list consisted of a Christmas tree (we did already have one!), a tie, and a pint of chocolate😁