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Burns Night

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sexymuthafunker · 27/01/2017 17:58

Help! I need a funny poem to take to a Burns night party... am pretty flummoxed! Any ideas?

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TrollTheRespawnJeremy · 27/01/2017 23:54

It is commonly done by children but A Dug A Dug by Bill Keys is a good light poem in Scots.

AgentProvocateur · 28/01/2017 00:46

Burns wrote funny poems. Check out Cock Up Your Beaver and The Twa Wives

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