Now then, I drank half a bottle of BH rose

[colditz]

And I know uit#s not very strong so why am I tiddkly?

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evidently I don't drink often enough

evidently. Better do something about that, so nothing like this happens again

Rose can be stronger than you would think, what percent is it, they can be 13 per cent and half a bottle would be enough to make you tiddly.

I fell over, onto the floor, and on my way down, I naturally grasped th enearest thing. which happened to be a tub of pringles which had become slathered in cheese and chive mayonaise dip.

That is how I was found slumped in a salt and fat induced frenzy with my mouth firmly lokced around the wine bottle, and as far as myself and my wife ar concerned, that is then end of the matter .

It wssa 10 percent

your wife? are you a man?

colditz 'in getting so pissed on half a bottle of rose, she comes out as a man' shocker!!

No sillies, i was quoting that Primeminister scetch ion little britain

The one where he is explaining to the media how he inoccently became impaled upon a nineteen year old Yugoslavian man's penis by accident, and through no fault of his own.

he wstands there with his wife who hs a fixed, furious, grin.

OR WOULS YOU RATHER HERE ABOUT HOW i M A MN WITH A WILLY FNARRFNARR

time to go to bed methinks.

Night Colditz

Im not a man you know, I'm really not, sorry if I've worried you

You'll be joining us on WWW's thread anon then??

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me

PMSL

I did that once on an empty stomach. yuck.