Suggestions for wedding poem please

[Lucky2010]

My cousin has asked me to read a poem at his wedding in October, they want something humourus (sorry, I seem to have lost the ability to spell??).

They are currently living in Zambia and have therefore asked me if I know of any poems they could use, apparently it's hard to access books out there !!

Any suggestions would be great.

They are both just over 30 yrs old, first marriage.

Thanks

My sister had this at her wedding (quite long)

Oh the Places You?ll Go - Dr Seuss
Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You?re off to Great Places!
You?re off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You?re on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the couple who?ll decide where to go.
You?ll look up and down streets. Look ?em over with care.
About some you will say, ?We don?t choose to go there.?
With your heads full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you?re too smart to go down, any not-so-good street.
And you may not find any
you?ll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you?ll head straight out of town.
It?s opener there
in the wide open air,
Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.
And when things start to happen,
don?t worry. Don?t stew.
Just go right along.
You?ll start happening too.
OH! THE PLACES YOU?LL GO!
You?ll be on your way up!
You?ll be seeing great sights!
You?ll join the high fliers
who soar to great heights!
You won?t lag behind, because you?ll have all the speed.
You?ll pass the whole gang, and you?ll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly you?ll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
Except when you don?t.
Because sometimes, you won?t.
You?ll get mixed up of course,
as you already know.
You?ll get mixed up
with so many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with great care and great tact
and remember that Life?s a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)
KIDS, YOU?LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!
So, be your name Buxbaum or Dowrie or Bass
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O?Shea,
you?re off to great places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So ? get on your way!

Apache prayer

Now you will feel no rain,
For each of you will be shelter to the other.
Now you will feel no cold,
For each of you will be warmth to the other.
Now there is no more loneliness,
For each of you will be companion to the other.
Now you are two bodies,
But there is one life before you.
Go now to your dwelling place,
To enter into the days of your togetherness.
And may your days be good and long upon the earth