Ooh, the embarrassing things they say....

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I was at the Shopping Centre with DD2 aged 3, when I had to go to the toilet. After waiting 2 minutes in the fairly big queue, I went in and brought her with me.
Did my business, then as I was about to flush the toilet she looked in the bowl and said "Ooh, Mammy, you did a big stinky poo!" She said it again, and I tried to hush her but she said it once more even louder as she was now laughing! I hoped the queue would have shortened, but I came out and saw a sea of faces looking at me! I can't imagine how red my face must have been.

I know we all have to poo, but you don't enjoy having it announced to all and sundry when you have done so!

So, what have your LOs said to embarass you in public?

Once in a busy Sainsbury's aisle I spotted DH and said to DS "oh look, there's Daddy!" and DS said "but which Daddy is it?!"

everyone heard and laughed and one woman even pointed.

DS (2yo) very loudly shouted 'boys have willies and are not allowed to wear dresses!' whilst pointing at our elderly neighbour who was busy minding his own business in his front garden.

Not sure why he felt the need to shout that, or point accusingly at anyone, let alone our poor neighbour!

My favourite though is still Peter Jones daughter, taking her first ever commercial flight, shouting 'Daddy, what are all these people doing on our plane?' in an indignant manner whilst they attempted to board!