Grrrrraaahhh! Bloody kids.

[ArsMamatoria]

I have just spent the ENTIRE evening pinging between baby and toddler. Now there are no Tesco delivery slots left and there's no food in the house, I haven't eaten, my poor boobs have been completely savaged and - horribile dictu - it's now too late in the evening to watch my recorded episodes of Gray's Anatomy. Bollocky bollocky buggeration wank.

And arse. Tomorrow is another day

LOVE THIS!

I was attracted by the title but the content of this post was even better. If I could send you a really posh M&S ready meal and some medi-sed via the internet then I would!

I'm waiting in for Argos to deliver a slide. Delivery slot 12 - 6pm. 6 hours in the house with 2.5 year old. We've done painting, TV, watering plants and now I've resorted to dancing to a Bob Dylan CD. Where is the sunshine when you need it?

Help!

SantaLucia: posh meal and medi-sed sentiment much appreciated. Hope you got your slide in the end. Last time I played Bob Dylan to my DD, she said "'Nuff Bob Dylan Mummy. 'Nuff Bob Dylan." She will learn, she will learn...

hahaha 'nuff bob dylan'