I've done all the usual poo/sick/pee things, wiping DS's 8 YO friend's nose is pretty yucky, but I really can't bear having to scrape sick off the carpet....
DD1 was sick in her bed once, and covered herself head to toe, waist length hair and everything in sight, in the early hours. I stripped the bed, and after showering her and settling her in clean sheets and pj's (with a sick bowl) shoved all sicky items in the washing machine. Came down the next morning, pulled out washing, and was showered with lumps of partially digested carrot, peas and chicken....obviously, should have rinsed them first
When DD2 was four months old, she was having very large, runny BFing poos once a week. We had been out for the day with my parents and the DDs. Just as we had finished our picnic and were about to go home, DD2 got a bit grisly, so DH picked her up.....she pooed- all over him, down his jacket, t-shirt, trousers and shoes, he held her at arms length and the poo streamed down her legs and dripped off her feet into the grass making puddles. It was like hotdog mustard. DH had to hold her there for ages, while the rest of us just rolled around on the grass laughing She was also covered, the poo had come out with such a force, it had forced it's way up her back and into her hair...luckily I had loads of wipes, and spare clothes for DD2, but poor DH had to drive us the four hour journey in damp, poo stained clothes.