Its my hen night on saturday. My sister bought me an Ann Summers hen night pack.
Kids have found it
DS (21 months) is sitting naked except for red fluffy handcuffs round his wrists.
DD is holding the "sticky cock" and asking why I have a willy. I have told her its my friends who is a student nurse so that she can practice fixing poorly willies.
DD has had the condoms out asking what they are - I told her rings to pretend your a bull and put them through your nose.
DD is now whipping DS with a leather whip wearing an L plate.