I forgot to confess our misdemeanors whilst away at half term:
Picture the scene - we were visiting old friends - they have two tinies (0.6 and 2.5) and we were having an outdoor lunch. Dss (6 and 7) were getting a bit rowdy, so dh took them over to the local swing park, which is just over the road. We used to live there 3 yrs ago, and dh showed them the way carefully.
5 mins later ds2 returned to say that ds1 said something horrible to him. Nothing new there then ...
20 mins later someone said "Where's ds1"
Dh went looking for him, and found him in tears and very distressed walking up and down the street with a kind lady who was trying to sort him out
He was so upset he couldn't remember my mobile number