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Pale baby

12 replies

newbiedaddy · 31/08/2009 14:40

Our baby has always looked a little on the pale side. we know that you cant but babies in the sun but is it allrite to use a fake tan. Are there any fake tans made for babies. We've tried looking in boots, muthercare ect.

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FlamingoBingo · 31/08/2009 14:41

OMG you have got to be joking!

suwoo · 31/08/2009 14:43

Trip fucking trap.

FlamingoBingo · 31/08/2009 14:44

I quite agree! He's just posted about his DW requesting he doesn't eat spicy food in case it affects the baby on bf/ff!

Sad he's got nothing more interesting to be doing on a BH!

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EyeballsintheSky · 31/08/2009 14:46

I was wondering this. DD is like a ghost I just leave her out in the sun every day between noon and 3pm. Seems to be working

reikizen · 31/08/2009 14:47

Shame on you, I opened this thinking someone might have concerns about their baby being ill. I think the overused phrase 'get a life' may be appropriate here.

QuintessentialShadows · 31/08/2009 14:47

eyeballs, dress her in green and yellow, and she will be a traffic light!

EyeballsintheSky · 31/08/2009 15:01
Grin
ToffeeCrumble · 31/08/2009 16:01

Mothercare do sell a baby self tanner called "California Baby Bronzer." We just use a sun bed for our baby though. We bought a miniature one that you can attach to her baby rocker to give her a bit of colour.

PavlovtheForgetfulCat · 31/08/2009 16:02

rofl!

purepurple · 31/08/2009 16:05

just stick some gravy browning in with her bath water

GentleOtter · 31/08/2009 16:09

Put on some shades and baby will look a different colour.

lou4791 · 04/09/2009 10:59

I thought this thread was a parent worried that their baby was anaemic or something. This thread must be a joke....right? lou x

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