Just finished hoovering the whole of teh ground floor (no mean blardy feat) and noticed BabyG was still in his highchair with all his toast bits on him and in his chair - I got the nozzle of the hoover and sucked all the big bits of toast, hesitated, then ran it over his clothes!
He didn't mind, he just looked a bit startled
I suspect the answer is "more of a slattern"