No need to reply I just have a need to let off steam. I love my DCs dearly but they are driving me crazy today. All I have heard all day is "mummy, mummy, mummy", I have to repeat everything 50 times to my 3 year old - brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your teeth, brush your teeth.......... I tried to get dressed this morning and half way through the shower the older one is shouting at me up the stairs so I had to get out with unrinsed hair, both DCs were gawping at me whilst I was trying to get dressed and the baby screamed whilst I frantically ran a brush through ny hair so I has some chance of looking half decent, I have choolate smeared all over my cardigan (and only relasied after the nursery run) and can't find a clean top because all I ever do is clean their wee/food/paint stained clothes. My house looks like someone has burgled it as does my car, there is play dough (who the F invented that stuff) stuck in my rug and I see no point in spending precious time in trying to remove it, I haven't had time to eat lunch and to top it all my DH has just blown my carefully laid plans for childcare for my return to work in a few months time so now I have to start again.
Sob, sob, sob.