Best start to the day ever <boak>

[frazzledgirl]

So, go to DS to get him up and start the day. He smells.

This is not a surprise because he didn't poo all day y'day.

But oh boy he's made up for it now. Nappy full, vest full, pyjama legs full, clean up his back to his neck.

Give up on wipes when the fourth barely makes a dent, carry him to bathroom and commence showering him down. He hates showers, and in the course of an escape attempt flings an arm pleadingly round my neck.

I hadn't washed that bit yet. So my day started with handfuls, and then a face, full of poo. I think some may have gone on my mouth.

Haven't been able to face breakfast yet...

am speechless! poor you..

oh, my sympathies. We've had those days before! Hope it gets better!

Day has improved considerably, thanks. No more sh*te smeared on me by anyone.

Isn't it amazing how kids make your expectations drop...?

Poor little soul, though, he was crying for his milk and you can't explain to a 21-month-old that he needs the poo washed off first. He was so upset.

Sorry, shouldn't laugh but couldn't help it.

I remember when my DS was little, I went in to get him first thing and found that he had done a rather large poo. However, he had decided he was going to undo his babygro....undo his nappy.....take it off....stick his hands all over his bum.....wipe it over his tummy.....over the cot bars.....over the sheets.....up the wall.....

I didn't know where to start, utterly disgusting!!!!!