Can I put my child on Ebay?

[PrettyCandles]

Preferably with a 'buy it now' option!

You could try

You know you don't mean that!

Yes if you add my DS as a BOGOF!

Sorry, MadameC, I'm adding my own ds to the offer now!

Someone beat you to it.

why not go for FFP on MN? I mean, it would be cheaper all round

What's FFP?

Qually! Police over-reacted a bit - it was obvious from the wording that it was a joke. Surely some sort of caution would have been more appropriate?

Free? Free?

These are my children, I'll have you know. They're worth more than that!

Yesterday I think I would have let them go for cost, but today I think I'd probably want...oh, a couple of million at least.

they can have my dd 16 i will even pay myself for postage etc any offers !!!!!!

PrettyCandles, DH read that and immediately said, "those police don't have kids, then?"

Not that we're implying anything about our own nearly new beloved infant, naturally.

I loved the bit about "can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller."

maybe we could all put a few children into the pot and offer someone a bulk discount?

I have 3 children to put in