'How many testicles does a train have?' What;s the best question your DC asked this week?

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DS is 4 and last night discovered (Ok so they weren't lost) his nuts and asked me what they were. So I said they were testicles, and boys and men have them. SO he thought about it for a bit and then asked how many a train had - and how many a bus had! He didn;t, however, ask me if I had any...

Do you?

An octopus has eight, you know!

Ds1 at a similar age, at the dinner table, in the middle of an interesting conversation about how elephants drink milk through their trunks: "Some people call them balls, and some people call them testicles. Do you have testicles, Mummy?"

Doncha love 'em