What do you use to clean your own mattress when your child has crept into bed with you and had an accident

[Wills]

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I wouls sponge the area with weak washing up liquid and water mix (without getting it too wet). Leave to dry a bit then sprinkle with bicarbonate of soda. Leave this to dry then hoover off.

bicarb should neutralise any niffs

Awww, was that your Xmas present Wills?!