Here I am pacing around and typing one handed while jiggling a colicky 5wo baby and I wanted to read bedtime stories to my 2 and 4 yo but they couldn't hear over the screams!
So dh has literally just come through te door and his dinner is going cold while he has taken over bedtime.
she has started snoring on my shoulder now buut if i went back up i know she would wake arrrgghhh