Dd1 (just over 7) and I were watching Tv last night and she started saying how many names there were amongst her friends for boys' privates. She said "I call them willy wonkas at the moment."
So I said "Do you want to know the real name for a willy wonka? It's called a penis"
"Oh" says dd1, looking slightly confused "I thought it was Johnny Depp."
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