Yesterday at dinner we were havinf roast beef etc ds2-13 sits next to ds1 15- ds2 has v bad eyesight and unable to find his glasses was eating without them.....during dinner unbeknown to me and dh, ds2 was trying to feed his meat to the dog suddenly ds1 leapt up and yelled '* you dirty perv stop stroking my leg and rubbing meat on me!!!'
I have to say in ds2 defence ds1 does have v hairy legs
well it brightened up our dinner!!!