DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT TEMPTED

[SmugColditz]

look

what the heck? is that meant to be a kennel or a wee playtent for dog or comething?

Love it.

Flameboy would escape in 3 seconds flat

That looks like it's made by Phil and Ted's!

looks good... no?? ah well
xx ei xx

Same here LostProphet DS2 could escape from a locked bank safe that was encased in concerete in a few seconds.

Looks nice though i wonder if i could get one to hid in untill half term is over?

ah, they would make a fabulous team

LP, I zipped my escpee five year old into one last week. there are no zips on the inside and (get this) you can padlock the two zips together to stop them sliding.

Morally dubious but ohhhhh if anyone has ever had a 2 year old....

but you'd still be able to hear them.

not if you left the room, purple...

oh yes! I'd even leave the tv on for him, i'm not cruel after all...

ANd some water. And a biscuit.
Oh, no, not cruel at all.
I'd even leave a blanket if it was cold.

and there's no bars to bang anything against.
i'm really liking this. how much are they?

AND it's portable...

wait! can i put the boy AND the dog in it...together?

Of course.
What could possibly go wrong?

someone could report you and you'd be locked up instead.

so make sure you close the curtains so no one sees.

Can I get one to hide in when uni gets stressful? :O Oh, they don't do 18 year old size? Back to the broom cupboard lol!