WARNING - DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE OF A SENSITIVE NATURE!!!!!!!!!!
Our ds(3) who is recently toilet trained loves talking about his poo - as he does it!
He always goes bright red and grunts a lot - so much so that i always hope dh is around to help him cos i cant stop myself from either laughing or grossing out!
Normally he does 'poo sausages' - which is a horrid thought indeed
Today he insisted he was doing 'poo people' yukkity yuk!
'Ill do a leg first'
'Now Im doing an arm'
Eventually he said 'Ill do a poo winkle last of all'
and then 'Ive done a big pile of poo people!'
To which of course my dh had to reply 'Well done that was really clever - You are such a good boy!!!!'