Today DS (26 months) seems hell bent on freaking me out. I've lost count of the number of times I have picked him up off the carpet today. To cap it all he then rolled off the sofa and landed awkwardly - cue a massive nosebleed which left both him and me looking like we'd been in a massacre. Then he had a real strop when I wanted to wipe his face (to get all the blood off).
Why do they do this? He's now with his Dad and has had strict instructions to please not fall over any bloody more today as Mummy's nerves won't take it.