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What words do you use instead of "F'ing hell!" when you are really p'd off?

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Holymoly321 · 28/08/2008 15:33

HAve come to realise that I REALLY need to curb the old swearing - don't do it that often but haivng my first period in nearly two years (recently stopped bfing 9mth old DS2), have been swearing recently due to PMT! This morning, 3 yr old DS1 said he couldn't get his f'ing shoes on! So, sometimes we all need to curse, but what can I say instead of fing hell? It has to be something clean, but effective for releasing the tension!

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llareggub · 28/08/2008 19:50

Holy guacamole

biglips · 28/08/2008 19:51

Pissin' 'ell!!

SheSellsSeashellsByTheSeashore · 28/08/2008 19:52

bum!!! my sister says gordonbennet!!

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Helen16 · 28/08/2008 20:32

Mine are sugar and shoot so even if I accidentally start to say the word I can alter it into something completely different.

Tinkjon · 30/08/2008 22:52

I tend to just say it anyway "I am trying to get your tea ready and your brother is yelling his head off so I can't really talk about Doctor bloody Who at the moment!" was my last one, oops

RustyBear · 30/08/2008 23:11

Now my children are adults, I find that it's them trying not to swear in front of me....

KerryMum · 30/08/2008 23:13

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thumbwitch · 30/08/2008 23:16

am coming up to having to deal with this too so enjoying all the options!

My dad used "blood'n'sludge" which I thought was quite funny but I will also need something with lots of hard consonants - like fuzzcakes!

buggery bollocks - that I can't use that one either - Feck'n'arse, no good; will have to come up with something soon!

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