Haha! THAT FAMILY live next to me...
Actually they have always been nice as pie to us, really sweet, but the way they talk to each other
3 1/2yr old granddaughter - appears unable to speak other than to SCREEEAM agressively, uses family dog as football
10yr old granddaughter - uses 3 1/2yr old as football and picks on her/ controls her constantly. Favourite subjects at school: teen attitude and smoking.
Parents of the above: Happy couple, her, ex prostitute and him, dodgy looking fella. (I'm sure they're lovely)
Granddad - normal tone of voice is a shout, punctuated by f*k, c*t etc. This is when arguing with his wife / daughter!!!!
Grandma - Looks depressed. Does an awful lot of washing.
Teen daughter of the grandma + granddad- 15 years old, started smoking at 9, kicked out of nursery YES NURSERY for swearing and violence. Has an awful lot of male friends... 40 year old bloke down the street is being charged re: his 'relationship' with her. Nothing non-consenting but of course she is under age and I suspect very easily manipulated. Poor kid. Dresses like a ho, tho, it must be said.
Adult son of Grandma + Granddad - Actually he seems fairly normal. Just a bit thick.
Anyone wanna come round my house???!!