Today has been one long tantrum - ugh, who'd have a 2 year old?

[ThatBigGermanPrison]

"Doose more?"

"no, no more juice, you want water?"

"Noooooooooooooooooooo Mummy, wahhhhhhh"

(for 2 hours)

He walloped his brother with bit of wooden toy.

"No. No sowwy. No. No tep. Down tairs. Now Mum EEEEEEE. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

(continue for 1 hour)

I had to put him to bed at 6, I couldn't bloody cope!

He did eventually say sorry to his brother, in typical snotty melodramatic flinging his arms around style - "OH sowweeeee Wonon, Oh Dannul Sowweeeeee "

Brat fink.

"oh shit"

[mum of 1 year old]

haha sounds like the day I had with my 20 month old today. (Me) "its raining so you can't go in the garden"
(Him) "Noooooooooooo I wanna gooooooonooooooooo ouuuut" all whilst hanging onto door handle smacking the door. This was after being outside most of the afternoon and was post dinner.

or this morning- him dramatically eating 1 shreddie and declaring "blurghhhh" and pushing bowl to the far end of table BTW he normally gobbles up shreddies so fast he doesn't stop for breath!!!