How have you offended your reception-aged child today?

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I love these threads!

How have you offended your reception age child today?

My DD is "disgusted" (new word) in me because I read her school book to her.

How have you offended yours today?

I dared to pick them up from after school club 😏

I got his best friend’s name wrong. His best friend who he started playing with two days ago..

I let daddy pick her up instead of myself… fuming she was!

You mean yours tells you names?! All I get is "I don't know" if I ask who they've played with.

I didn’t bring a full plate of snack food into the school grounds for him to eat immediately upon pick up. I did bring him a snack, but it was not the platter he expected therefore I was an immediate disappointment this afternoon.

Then I wouldn’t let him open the car door into oncoming traffic. I’m the worst.

Not me, but her little sister, who dared to have her birthday today!

No names here either. All information is strictly confidential! Have they gone to spy school or something?!

I walked too close to her at pick up and I knocked her umbrella I think she’s tired 🤣🤣

I NEVER take her ice skating!!! 🥺😡

I was advised of this at 5:40 AM while on the toilet.

It's like they go
Alright mother father you've had your fun now it's time to let me have a personal life stop prying 😭

You KNOCKED her umbrella?! Don't try and justify it you did something unforgivable. Obviously.

I asked her if she was tired 😂

"I'M NOT TIRED, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY I'M TIRED?!?!?!"

Yesterday, I dared to go the wrong way home, which would apparently take 30 minutes instead of 21 minutes*

*utter nonsense. Both ways take no more than five minutes 🫠

I asked what he did today at school . It must be boring because apparently he did nothing and played with nobody and I should stop asking him questions. Plus he didn't like his juice . Which is the same that he always asks for .