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Anyone given up smoking...

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deaftowhingeing · 21/05/2008 20:51

and turned into monster mum??

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pofaced · 21/05/2008 21:04

mmm.. try nicotine replacement lozenges and pop one in just as you eel the horns starting to sprout..

fryalot · 21/05/2008 21:06

yeah... that monster mum things gets better though.

after about a year

really quickly

Keep up the good work

deaftowhingeing · 21/05/2008 21:15

Thanks squonk lol

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fryalot · 21/05/2008 21:16

how long have you been given up?

SmugColditz · 21/05/2008 21:18

Patches

best thing you will ever do. Be easy on yourself. Do takeaway for tea for a few nights, let them eat toast if they want, make bedtime a non issue ... just make life a holiday for a few days.

deaftowhingeing · 21/05/2008 21:20

Squonk, 2 weeks lol

Had hypnotherapy, seemed to work at first. Actually, don't really want to smoke, just got overwhelming monsterlike traits that I'm sure weren't there before when I was an evil polluter...

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fryalot · 21/05/2008 21:27

bloody well done!

next week might be tough, but get through that and you've cracked it!

A lot of people recommend excercise - apparently the adrenaline rush is similar to a nicotine rush (or it fools your brain into thinking it is) and you don't get that crabbiness.

Of course, I never tried exercise, twas easier just to yell at everyone

deaftowhingeing · 21/05/2008 21:35

I've got a sodding sore throat from all the yelling... worse than smokers throat!

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Posey · 21/05/2008 21:44

You know the monster mum characteristics? They were there before. Its just when they began to surface, the smoker would go in the garden and have a fag and calm down. Once stopped there is no "escape" so the monster erupts.
Just go in the garden anyway, take a few deep breaths and then return.

Not sure that is very clear, think it makes me sound like an oddbodd But it worked for me. I still got my 10 minutes escapism every couple of hours and have now been stopped 3 years.

SmugColditz · 21/05/2008 21:49

yes, have a cup pf tea and be as unditurbed as you would have been outside taking your vent

fryalot · 21/05/2008 21:50

studies have shown that a smoker's stress levels are like this:

//////////////\

and obviously, you have a fag when they are high, and it brings the stress down.

However, a non-smoker's stress levels are more like this:


so never get to that HIGH level of a smoker's.

You are currently like this: 

/\~~~/\~~~~/\~~~

but soon you will be:

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I promise.
deaftowhingeing · 21/05/2008 22:03

Thank you everyone xxx

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deaftowhingeing · 22/05/2008 20:35

I REEEEEAAAALLLLLY WANT A CIGARETTE NNNOOOOWWWWWWW

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geordieminx · 22/05/2008 20:37

Nah... quitting is for those with no will power

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