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Noisy nookie neighbours

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DonkeyKong01 · 18/04/2025 13:37

Our neighbours keep having very loud romances 😜 that can be heard through the walls... we do expect to hear some noise from next door, and I'm sure they can hear our family (2 kiddos 5y and 7y)

It's only natural to want relations with your love, live and let live... but how to explain the screams and grunts to 7yo who worries someone is hurt 😅

Any advice?!

Also... apologies if this is the wrong category 🫢

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TalkToTheHand123 · 18/04/2025 15:56

Tell them they are doing a workout.

FleaBeeBob · 18/04/2025 16:57

My neighbours do this and one of them has a flat mattress that sounds like a bouncy castle and the ooohhh aahhhh so loud, then it goes quiet for why I assume is oral then wham the noises start again and I don’t believe the partner is that good for the noise and the grunts

DonkeyKong01 · 18/04/2025 17:11

TalkToTheHand123 · 18/04/2025 15:56

Tell them they are doing a workout.

Yes!! 💪🏻🏋‍♀️🏋‍♂️

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Eggsboxedandmelting · 18/04/2025 17:12

Cheer and clap when they are finished...

DonkeyKong01 · 18/04/2025 17:15

FleaBeeBob · 18/04/2025 16:57

My neighbours do this and one of them has a flat mattress that sounds like a bouncy castle and the ooohhh aahhhh so loud, then it goes quiet for why I assume is oral then wham the noises start again and I don’t believe the partner is that good for the noise and the grunts

😅
I'm not against having a good time with your partner... It sometimes feels a bit panto 🫣 hopefully they're enjoying it as much as it sounds... and kiddo in our house will accept the exercise reason suggested above!!! 🤣🤣 not ready for birds and bees chat yet!!!

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DonkeyKong01 · 18/04/2025 19:57

Eggsboxedandmelting · 18/04/2025 17:12

Cheer and clap when they are finished...

Very tempting 🤣🤣

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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