what on earth am i going to do? so mortified

[sleazymum]

my eight year old son found my vibrator tonight.
he asked dh what it was and he replied[stupid man] that it was a toy-then sent him away and hid it.he didn't ask any further questions.
how am i going to face him tomorrow? what do i say if he asks me anything?

feel so ashamed.

My 7 year ols found mine last week, i told him it was a toy and put it away he hasn't mentioned it since!

really?

am so worried he is going to be wondering what kind of toy etc.

do you really think it will be ok?
am going to have to get rid i think-can't risk it happening again.

he shouldn't have been in my room at that point anyway-he should have been in bed.

if he mentions it again, just distract him and change the subject, you're only embarrassed because you know what it is, he won't have a clue and it will be forgotten in seconds. If he really keeps on you could say it was a torch or something.

Don't want to make it worse but one day he will learn what a vibrator is and then have a horrible "penny dropping" moment when he remembers finding one in your room.

I recommend getting one of those tool boxes complete with a padlock on it for all your illicit toys. You can fit lots inside it

Don't worry about your son - he won't even remember it so probably won't have that "penny dropping" moment. If he asks again say "what toy" and pretend you don't remember.

Why is your dh a stupid man? Be fair to him he was put on the spot wasn't he.

yes-he was on the spot -you are right.

ds hasn't mentioned it today thank goodness so hopefully he's forgotten[prays to god]