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When did your dd begin to competently wee in bushes?

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S1ur · 08/04/2008 21:41

Without urinating all over her shoes/tights/skirt/trousers.

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peanutbear · 08/04/2008 21:43

god I am 32 and cant do that do you have tips!!!

Heated · 08/04/2008 21:44

Not sure I've ever got the hang of it!

DS on the other hand was about 3 when FIL told him to 'kill a weed' and has been enthusiastic about snuffing out local flora and fauna ever since.

oliviaelanasmum · 08/04/2008 21:45

Im 26 and cant do it yet!
DD1 does the crab to wee and i hold DD2 up with her bum pointing outwards, which she finds hilarious

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zippitippitoes · 08/04/2008 21:45

last time i weed in bushes a police car drew up next to me

dp tried to claim i was picking up coins but the gushing noise rather put the ;lie to that

S1ur · 08/04/2008 22:07

lol
Bush weeing is a tricky business involving the right amount of height from ground, bottom protruding, balance and confidence. Not usually found late on a Saturday night I grant you.

Perhaps the question is more, when is it her responsibility to care if pisses on herself not mine?

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Dottydot · 08/04/2008 22:08

I can't do it either. Can never work out how not to get it everywhere and find it quite infuriating that dp and other female friends seem to be able to do it easily.

Not all at the same time, obviously. That would be odd.

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