Toddler being gross

Amethyst2023 · 2023-08-20T13:32:11+00:00

My toddler just picked his nose and shoved it on my mouth. DH cants stop laughing about it. why are toddlers so gross?! are they all gross? He’s 2. Please tell me he stops being gross one day… (but also share your stories please so I know I’m not the only one with such a gross toddler 😂) btw I do love him to bits lol

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TinyTeacher · 20/08/2023 18:53

Yuck. That is gross.

My twins are nearly 3. Potty training has not gone totally smoothly.... one got his trousers down but missed the potty so poo went straight on the floor. His twin laughed at him so he picked it up and threw it in his face. I didn't quite know where to start with that one...

I have also recently been told my cuddles are the best for "pop pops". So one twin comes and gives me a squeeze to use my stomach a bit like a bit water bottle every time he needs to fart. He very politely says thank you afterwards. DH thinks this is hilarious.

Oh and they both have a cold at the moment. Why would you ever use a hanky when you can wipe yourself all over mummy?

Feel better yet?

(Oh, my eldest is nearly 7. She blows her own nose (admittedly with occasional reminders), takes herself to the loo, eats tidily etc. So it does get better. But you've probably got a year of totalgrossness and then maybe another of occasional incidents)

Needmorelego · 20/08/2023 18:56

You said “he” so that means boy.
Boys stop being gross after about 35 years.
Sorry 😂

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Amethyst2023 · 20/08/2023 20:25

Needmorelego · 20/08/2023 18:56

You said “he” so that means boy.
Boys stop being gross after about 35 years.
Sorry 😂

Omg noooooo 😂

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Amethyst2023 · 20/08/2023 20:26

TinyTeacher · 20/08/2023 18:53

Yuck. That is gross.

My twins are nearly 3. Potty training has not gone totally smoothly.... one got his trousers down but missed the potty so poo went straight on the floor. His twin laughed at him so he picked it up and threw it in his face. I didn't quite know where to start with that one...

I have also recently been told my cuddles are the best for "pop pops". So one twin comes and gives me a squeeze to use my stomach a bit like a bit water bottle every time he needs to fart. He very politely says thank you afterwards. DH thinks this is hilarious.

Oh and they both have a cold at the moment. Why would you ever use a hanky when you can wipe yourself all over mummy?

Feel better yet?

(Oh, my eldest is nearly 7. She blows her own nose (admittedly with occasional reminders), takes herself to the loo, eats tidily etc. So it does get better. But you've probably got a year of totalgrossness and then maybe another of occasional incidents)

Lol ok this made me laugh though. I do feel better lol thanks 😂

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Notooserious · 20/08/2023 20:51

Mine is 3.5 and is still gross. “Little serious, stop playing with your bits! Leave them
alone!”

”I need a poopooo”…walks off…farts… “parp!” giggles hysterically

Sheepsheepie · 20/08/2023 20:53

My 3 year old itched her vagina then shoved her fingers in my face and asked me to smell her finger.

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Amethyst2023 · 20/08/2023 20:56

Sheepsheepie · 20/08/2023 20:53

My 3 year old itched her vagina then shoved her fingers in my face and asked me to smell her finger.

😳
ok all toddlers are gross 😂

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Amethyst2023 · 20/08/2023 20:56

Notooserious · 20/08/2023 20:51

Mine is 3.5 and is still gross. “Little serious, stop playing with your bits! Leave them
alone!”

”I need a poopooo”…walks off…farts… “parp!” giggles hysterically

Well I guess if it’s always funny to them why would they stop 😂

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