I turned my back for a few seconds and...

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The kids had face painted their whole bodies and the dog had eaten all the rinds of the melon they had for snack.

My ds was splashing his pee all over living room's floor with his hands.

My DD had covered the armchair with sudocream

He'd taken his nappy off and used the poo like a crayon to cover the tv, walls and sofa.

He was 6 feet tall and looking at uni courses.

He's all grown up.

....he's getting married next month!

DD put blusher on the cat. Just a little swipe of a brush on each cheek. He looked very pretty

It was all a blur

The sharp metal blade sunk deep into my body

He'd tipped an entire bottle of pink calpol onto my white rug and was rubbing it in. I was next to him but facing the baby.

DC coloured their hands in. And their clothes. Just before the health visitor arrived. "They're not usually this green, I promise."

...he's taller than me, has bigger feet and can out-ski, out-cycle and out-run me. 😀

My toddlers painted our living room wall with sun cream 😭

Instead of me wrestling him into his car seat he drives over to take me out for tea. Honestly, the transition took just moments.

My nearly 1 year old is just about to eat my nearly 2 year old poo she has just done on the floor!!! (We were potty training her)

DS aged 3 had 'coloured in the car'. Using a brick.

£2000 later, the car was repainted.

Gained 5 stone....

Are you my twin ?

DD aged 3 was flinging the contents of the cat litter tray on the carpet and sofa. In someone else's house that we were viewing.

My then 3 year old drew a smiley face on my 6 month old car with a stone, and some lovely wavy lines down my partner's!!!

The baby was playing with the bin

Are these all real or are we making them up?