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Words your kids have copied after hearing you say them.

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avenanap · 09/02/2008 20:48

"bollocks". Age 2.

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LardyMardyDaisy · 09/02/2008 20:51

"sucks sake".......age 2 . Good job his pronunciation was bad though.

My DNephew a couple fo days after hearing his mum explete when dropping the washing in a puddle. "mummy that's not a vest it's a f"......age 2.5

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Octothechildherder · 09/02/2008 20:54

shit
nother fucker (not a typo btw!)
bugger

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notnowbernard · 09/02/2008 20:54

"You're doing my head in" (age 3)

"For God's sake" (earlier than 3, probably). I really hate her saying that, actually, sounds awful, try really hard to not say it

pukkapatch · 09/02/2008 20:55

'fuck' when i stalled the car whilst illegally driving dsis car and ds1 then 3 in th eback, no car set either.

shoot me please.

whomovedmychocolate · 09/02/2008 20:55

Nephews first word (after I babysat) 'bugger'. Said it a lot. In particular stood up at the catholic mass, pointed at the priest and said it, loudly, repeatedly and while pointing at priest. He was 2 and a bit.

Luckily DD hasn't repeated any of my more colourful speech yet.

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avenanap · 09/02/2008 20:57

Haa. . Son's first word was "dirty". he'd point at people and shout "ugggh, dirty".

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theboob · 09/02/2008 21:01

ds1 was 3 and always told my mum everything that was said /happened in the house,my mum is v.nosey and ds overheard me and dh talking just saying we wish he would stop feeding her info,at his next visit to nana's she started asking him questions and he quickly told her "my daddy say's im not to tell you anything" dh was very embaressed[smile}

latchmeregirl · 09/02/2008 21:03

"Mummy, are the bloody keys stuck in the lock again?"

DrNortherner · 09/02/2008 21:05

My nephew aged 3 sitting un supermarket being pushed by his Daddy. Daddy mutters to himself "where the fuck is your mummy?"

Daddy bumps into work aquaintance and start chatting and his ds pipes up "where the fuck is my Mummy?"

bran · 09/02/2008 21:06

Last week I told ds (3.8 yrs) that we couldn't have a play picnic "until we've tidied some of this crap up". He looked at me, looked at the floor strewn with various toys, and said "which is crappup?".

jellies · 09/02/2008 21:06

'oh Jesus Christ almighty' at 2.5 when the wind blew the back door shut

Spidermama · 09/02/2008 21:07

Fox-ache.

theboob · 09/02/2008 21:08

my dd must have heard me say it but cant remember when, but when dh took his top off one night she pointed and said "Man boobs" his face was a picture lol

StressTeddy · 09/02/2008 21:08

manky - about a pear in the fruit bowl today. ds ages 2.10

ChirpyGirl · 09/02/2008 21:09

After tripping over yet another toy and stubbing my toe while carrying DD2 I said
'Fuck's sake'
DD1 - 'Fuck's sake'
'Ooh, bugger, don't say that darling'
DD1 - 'bugger'
pause for thought
'fuck's sake'

Now everytime I sigh loudly she comes up and says 'ooh bugger, mummy?'

DH once shouted Motherfucker after another tripping incident, for some reason that got repeated as
'Pocadee'

choccypig · 09/02/2008 21:10

DS :"Wobbly's going on" as in "What the Bl*dy Hll...

jo25 · 09/02/2008 21:10

My ds says bugger all the time and then tells anybody who heard him "mummy says it all the time even though it is a naughty word"

He has also said "oh crap"

and if i ever stall the car at a junction he says oh bloody hell, apperently thtas what i say, i was totally oblivious to that fact until he told me.

I reminded him of a previous incident the other day when he went to touch something v.v.expensive in shop(had previously broke something and it cost me a small fortune) his reply was "arh mummy that was ages ago just get over it will you!" in ture teenager style. He is only 5 btw.

Panyanpickle77 · 09/02/2008 21:10

Today my ds 2.5 told me to "shut it" and then shhhhh'd me! He has heard me say it to my ever barking (but lovely) dog, how very .

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avenanap · 09/02/2008 21:11

My 5 year old said to his teacher that he hated his nursery because it was crap.

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jellies · 09/02/2008 21:14

DS1 mumbles at me
ME pardon?
DS1 mumbles again
ME Sorry, what. Pardon?
DS1 AH bloody hell just forget about it! (he's 5)

WigWamBam · 09/02/2008 21:16

When my dd was about 18 months old we were having trouble with a boy racer across the road, always blasting out loud music, revving up his car for an hour at a time and the usual sort of petty but annoying things that teenage drivers do. He was excelling himself one afternoon while I'd been trying to feed dd, and was still at it while I was trying to get her to have a nap, and I muttered under my breath, "Moron!". I said it once, I have never, ever said it again ... but she called him Moron (despite me telling her it's not a nice word, and she shouldn't use it) for years.

Which was OK except for the time when his brother was out washing his car, and dd (aged about 3) wandered over and asked, very loudly and very clearly, "What are you washing Moron's car for? Can't Moron do it himself?"

sophierosie · 09/02/2008 21:18

DD uses 'bloody cars' rather appropriately after hearing dh saying it when they were trying to cross the road together

rachaelsara · 09/02/2008 21:20

Too ashamed to post

RedRice · 09/02/2008 21:33

DNiece (2.5) caught her doll between a chair and the table one day as my sister was trying to rush her out of the house and replied to the last 'we have to go now' (in thick Irish accent) ... 'feckin' baby's stuck!'
BIL blamed obviously