Words your kids have copied after hearing you say them.

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"bollocks". Age 2.

18months - oh,bugger, dropped it...
20 months - oh no, shitshitshit
21months- 'fky'self' - turned about to be a garbled 'foot on shelf,' dd was describing what she was doing while climbing.

Simply cannot imagine where these children pick up all these swear words...

My DD is 18 months and one of her favourite books is Mog the Forgetful Cat, which has the line 'Bother, bother, bother that cat'. She regularly shouts gleefully something which sounds exactly like 'buggerbuggerbuggercat'. I have had to explain to nursery that she is actually saying 'bother'. Her key worker looked at me with an expression like 'yeah, right...'

'Where is my bloody bike' ds 3.5 to dh (no F words - so far)

DD aged 3.5 says she wants the strawberry cockshake magazine, I almost died the first time I heard her say it. She has a my little pony cocktail bar so shes obv getting the words muddled.

Also when my mil asked her what they call DS ie little tinker DD replied we call him a tinker but papa calls him a little sod!