What funny things have your kids said recently?

[bigbananaflambe]

My 2.5yr old boy said to me the other night:
"I'm going to get a baby. A brother...no, a sister"
I said "where from?"
he said "from Lidl"

sitting on a bus....my neice very loudly said to an overweight gentleman.... 'you is VERY fat'.... red faces all round... the bloke said 'i'll pretend i didnt hear that'.

aimsmum - that's brilliant!! Bless your little gal!

And thank goodness the larger gentleman was understanding christmaspoding!

I've got a good one...!!!

Ds ( age 5) in bath few nights ago is holding one of his testicles and says "mummy, what is this circle in my willy?"

I ( great one for believing that questions should be answered but no info other than waht is requested should be given ) said "that is called a testicle darling".

Ds said " what is it doing in my willy, can it caome out?". I said "no, its an important part of your body". Ds asked why and what it does making the point that his wee comes from the end of his will so this "circle " doesn't seem very necessary(!).

I told him that this is where he will starta a baby from and this is why it is important. He found this absolutely hilarious and asked whether daddy's "circle" started him and whether he grew in daddy's "circle". OMG- I just ddin't seem to be able to end this conversation

I was then called aside a few days later by concerned class teacher to ask if all was ok with ds to whcih I replied that it was. She told me that ds had said in class that our new baby ( aged one) had started from the circle in his willy and that he had lots of babies in there and did any of the girls want one in their tummy.!!!!!! .

Still avoiding the teacher.....

Lisalisa!!!! I am totally with you on the honest is the best policy bit.. it's good for the kids i believe, but i can get us parents in trouble can't it!! .

When I was not sure if dd was understanding what I was explaining she said " mummy I may be little but I have a big mind"

My work colleague asked her nephew (6) what he wants for christmas. He replied a Kylie costume and Anastacia's CD but most of all Trinny & Susannah's what not to wear book !!!!!!!

He's not joking either. He's an adorable little boy and very camp.