What funny things have your kids said recently?

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My 2.5yr old boy said to me the other night:
"I'm going to get a baby. A brother...no, a sister"
I said "where from?"
he said "from Lidl"

My nephew age 2 patted my sister on the back and said "are you cleaning up mummy?....good girl"
My friends little boy's latest is " its proper bo isnt it?" (bo selecta)

thank you thank you thank for these... am trying hard not to laugh out loud at work (it is really quiet where I work) but I love them all. Am going to have to switch off now before I get into trouble!

LOL Cha....soooo funny

My dd's 5 year old friend offered her a boiled sweet the other day, and when I said that she was too little for boiled sweets he said "But they're not boiled, feel them, they're cold!"

dd (3) says batty boy all the time to people

the other morning while rushing to get dd out the door i was shouting hurry up and stormed off and sat on the sofa and said im not going till you calm down

dd stormed off that is

i was talking to my friend the other day about how my mom pisses me off buy buying dd plastic rubbish (toys) so when she was speaking to nanny on the phone she said "no pastic crap for kissmass (christmas) nanny mommy said" i want money !!!!!!!!!!!!! the child is learning
my mom politley told me that this year shes got her all educational toys thank got !!!!

in bed the other morning ( dd always climbs in with us anytime from about 3am....) she turned to me and said 'Mummy, are you looking forward to having our baby?' ever so serious face on her!
She's 3

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DS1 has been learning 'the 12 days of christmas'. For a while we were looking forward to 'a parsnip in a pear tree.'

We've had our cat put down recently too, wordsmith. Dd has begun to understand the concept of death/burial/headstones/churches. She asked: "Do vets put the cats in churches?"

LOL at this!! My 3 yr old dd has taken to greeting me in the morning with "Hello big momma!"

Oh and a little while ago we took all the girls to visit the Falkirk Wheel. We had been talking about it on the way there and had explained to my 4yr old dd that we were going to see a big wheel. When we arrived dd went and peered into the canal water whilst holding her hands over her ears. "Where is it?" she asked. I was a bit bemused as the wheel was towering over us and a bit difficult to miss. I showed her where it was and she replied "No, not that - I mean where is the big whale?"

Yep it's amazing how kids are fascinated by the concept of death. I was trying to explain about the difference between bodies and souls and heaven, and he showed his complete grasp of the situation with the remark, "Poppy's skin is buried in the garden, but her soul is at the vets."

I meant LOL at everyone's stories - not my own!! Although I do....

I've posted this somewhere before but thought I'd add it here:
DS (4) keeps singing Merry Xmas Everyone (by Shakin Stevens - nursery song & not in my collection I must add). He insists it's "We're gonna have a bunny tonight" & won't be told anything else. It keeps continuing & they other day he said out of the blue "it means a rabbit will come at Xmas Mummy"

My ds (just turned 3) saw me getting out of the bath a couple of months ago. He appoached me and with a shockingly pityful look on his face said "oooh mummy have you hurt yourself?" "no, i haven't hunny" (knowing that i couldn't be bleeding or anything as i'm pg) But he wouldn't have it. "Ahhh ooh mummy you have, you've hurt your self" To which i looked at him closely and said "i'm alright hunny, honestly i havent hurt myself" Looking confused he then pointed and said "But where's your winkle gone?" !?!?!

On crowded yet strangely silent bendy bus, DS suddenly announced, 'Mummy, I've got a really big willy--do you want to look?'

PMSL at all the willy-related posts. I have all this to come!!!

Aribica, That must have been so embarrassing!

Following ds's bemusement about my having no winkle, i gave him a proper explaination of the difference between boys and girls.
And on the bus he asked me "mummy is that a man or a lady?" (Bad enough, at the top of his lungs!) "A man" I replied. "So has he got a winkle, mummy?" {{{crawls under handbag }}}
I was horrified!

My 2.5 year old has started reminiscing. She starts every sentence with "When I was a child..."!

Just thought of another one he said a while ago when I was getting ready to go for a night out.(probably last Xmas !!)
I was wearing a skirt & black tights. A skirt is such as unusual sight in our house DS said "Mummy, why are your feet black?"
I don't think he knows I have legs !!

LOL K and the G's DS does this too

However, this morning was an absolute belter..

You need to understand that I always go to bed first and DH follows having been asleep on the couch for a minimum of an hour.

My staff party last night.. remarkably abstemious (Sp!)put it this, way managed to get to the gym this morning and do work out, a mickey mouse work out but a WO none the less.

Very BF sat with DS last night, as DH also had his staff party last night, he came home absolutely maggoty ( to use a Dublin expression).

This morning DS wanted to wake DH at 7.00, I fudged the issue several times, then I said you can not wake Daddy, he has a sore head it was a late night last night.........to which he replied, Oh Mummy what time did he go to bed last night which is a variation on the conversation DH and I have every morning

Daren't introduce the concept of alcohol.

dd who is 3.7 is convinced the words to 'Wind the Bobbin On' are 'Wind the Bobinogs'.
She has spent al day saying Thank you really much! to everybody.

When I was pg with dd my friend's daughter kept coming to the toilet with me and then peering at what I was doing down the bowl! When I asked her why she said she wanted to see the baby being born!