OK, so your little one is finally asleep. Only problem is he's sleeping on top of you. So why not use this thread to commiserate and while the night away?
It might be leap 9 if ...
-The RSPCA show up because it sounds like there's an unlicensed pig slaughtering operation going on at your house.
-You wash up the dishes one-handed whilst the squirmy toddler in your other arm pulls your glasses off.
-Three or more electronic devices have been ruined by drool.
-He used to be able to say quite a few words, but now the only word he ever says is 'no'. He understands most of what you are saying but the one word he does not understand is 'no'.
-Nappy changes are an epic battle. Every time he wins and you and the carpets lose.
-At home he refuses to be put down. When you are out he refuses to be picked up.
-Wherever he goes he can instantly find the most dangerous object in his vicinity. Blindfolded.