So I have definitely discovered the secret, unconventional way to curing your child's constipation.
Step 1) Bleach every toilet in the house so they are sparkling clean!
Step 2) Shine those toilet seats!
Step 3) Give your child a lovely bath so there isn't a speck of dirt on them
That's it! Fool-proof, 100% guaranteed to cause an enormous bowel movement / poonami (beware: also works with adults).
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