Patenting fail

[Feckingfeck]

Hi, lets talk parenting fails ....

Mine:

DS going for a blood test then clinic appointment.

DS "mum, I feel dizzy I'm going to faint"

Me: you're fine, just wait by the car I'll get the coat out of the boot.

Turn round. DS is on the floor having fainted. Looked great going into an appointment with a bloodied nose! I felt awful!

Whats your worst?

When dd was around six months old, I had some forms I needed to fill out urgently. She was whining and moaning so I gave her some toys. That didn't stop her so I put some cartoons on. She was still moaning so I picked her up for a cuddle. Still moaning, I got frustrated as this was important so I said "Please just stop for a minute!"

She then projectile vomited all over me. And the forms of course.

moaned at my kids a day before they come out with chicken pox or a nasty cold! They are crabby for days and I’ve just had enough then wham! Out comes some nasty illness

DH is a twin ...

DS when he was little told everyone he has 2 dads (and a mum)

DH and his twin were supposed to be putting baby DS to sleep... i entered a room to them asleep either side of his cot and DS happily kicking away.

DS also went to school for swimming with swim suit under his clothes... forgot his pants 🤦‍♀️