Tell me you're a tired parent without telling me you're a tired parent

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Copied from a Facebook post I saw but the responses were funny so thought I'd ask here!

Today I played "sleeping bunnies" multiple times just for a 10 second rest on the floor where I could close my eyes

I dozed off having a root canal.

I honestly did, our twins were only young at the time with 3 older ones too.

Left home to take the kids to nursery and then straight to work, do got home to see the front door open thinking there was being burgled so front door wide open for about 8.5hrs. Didn't even get that niggling feeling I had forgotten something

@Wineat5isfine

Tried to open my front door by pointing my car keys at it and clicking furiously…😴

I regularly tried to open my front door with my Oyster card.

This thread definitely lives up to my hopes, absolutely loving these!

But also and and

Thanks OP for a very enjoyable thread, I have laughed at so many of these!

I take my son to bed and never know who falls asleep first - him or me.

Sat on the sofa under a warm blanket, I've needed a wee for an hour and I'm still sat here.

I used to fantasise about walking out in front of a car so I could get knocked over and go to hospital for a lie down.

When I was on my 3rd day in the post natal ward with dc3 (on oramorph every 2 hours, in ridiculous amounts of pain due to the drain on my c section being mostly pulled out accidentally- this may be important!) I suspected he had done a poo, so peeked into the side of his nappy. To my astonishment he has done a very large brown round poo! So I spoke to the midwife near me in absolute shock before realising at the very very last second it was his balls he is my first ds after two girls so I was unprepared