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What are some funny things your child has said?

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Dizzybrunette445 · 11/12/2021 09:29

Hi everyone, just a bit of fun to get some giggles!

My little girl (4) said this week to her Elsa doll, who she dropped I might add...
"Come on Elsa, pull yourself together!"

Tell me yours ! :-)

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DropYourSword · 11/12/2021 09:37

Mine mirrors a lot back to me. So if I say thank you to him for example he’ll say “Nice manners mummy!”
And if I do something well he says “Aw, good girl”

They say lots of funny things at the time but it’s so easy to forget.

FartnissEverbeans · 11/12/2021 11:08

My 5yo in the past couple of days has started saying ‘get me, bro?’ Grin

Timeturnerplease · 11/12/2021 19:16

Three year old said ‘holy shitballs it’s cold outside’ this morning. I genuinely have no idea where she has heard that!

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SummerHouse · 11/12/2021 19:18

"what are those flaps for?" Toddler speaking of my poor post breastfeeding boobs. Blush

Grasshopper90 · 12/12/2021 19:09

Every 25-50 year old man is “Daddy doll” to my 2yo DD

MissOrganisedMe · 12/12/2021 19:15

I had tidied my 4 year olds room yesterday in preparation for Christmas. It was looking pristine. She went up this afternoon for a play and I came up after a short while after. The room was a riot. You wouldn't believe that I had even touched it yesterday.

Me: 'Look at this room, it's a disaster. You wouldn't know that I'd tidied it yesterday. Look at the mess'
Her: 'Mum, do you think I've not noticed. I made the mess' 😳

Nillynally · 12/12/2021 19:27

2.5 year old sitting down to dinner with her grandad. Obviously remembered the earlier drive with my husband
'In the car daddy said 'come on bellend!'

ImStayingInside · 12/12/2021 19:33

My 10yo DD was talking about incest the other day … took a bit of questioning to realise she meant incense sticks 🙈

DogCatBoysAndMe · 12/12/2021 19:39

3 year old Ds burst into inconsolable tears after eating a chocolate bar. Scooped him up and asked what was wrong.... he was upset because he, "wanted to save the chocolate for later".

I didn't make him eat it! 😂

Kayjay2018 · 12/12/2021 19:42

My little girl (19 months) was just playing a little game with her dad and told him to "leave it". Looks like she is listening when we tell the dogs to leave her toys 🤣

BingoandBluey · 12/12/2021 19:47

My 2yo keeps saying "tiptoe tiptoe" and tip-toeing dramatically through the living room when she's on her way to do something she knows she's not supposed to.

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