What are some funny things your child has said?

[Dizzybrunette445]

Hi everyone, just a bit of fun to get some giggles!

My little girl (4) said this week to her Elsa doll, who she dropped I might add...
"Come on Elsa, pull yourself together!"

Tell me yours ! :-)

Mine mirrors a lot back to me. So if I say thank you to him for example he’ll say “Nice manners mummy!”
And if I do something well he says “Aw, good girl”

They say lots of funny things at the time but it’s so easy to forget.

My 5yo in the past couple of days has started saying ‘get me, bro?’

Three year old said ‘holy shitballs it’s cold outside’ this morning. I genuinely have no idea where she has heard that!

"what are those flaps for?" Toddler speaking of my poor post breastfeeding boobs.

Every 25-50 year old man is “Daddy doll” to my 2yo DD

I had tidied my 4 year olds room yesterday in preparation for Christmas. It was looking pristine. She went up this afternoon for a play and I came up after a short while after. The room was a riot. You wouldn't believe that I had even touched it yesterday.

Me: 'Look at this room, it's a disaster. You wouldn't know that I'd tidied it yesterday. Look at the mess'
Her: 'Mum, do you think I've not noticed. I made the mess' 😳

2.5 year old sitting down to dinner with her grandad. Obviously remembered the earlier drive with my husband
'In the car daddy said 'come on bellend!'

My 10yo DD was talking about incest the other day … took a bit of questioning to realise she meant incense sticks 🙈

3 year old Ds burst into inconsolable tears after eating a chocolate bar. Scooped him up and asked what was wrong.... he was upset because he, "wanted to save the chocolate for later".

I didn't make him eat it! 😂

My little girl (19 months) was just playing a little game with her dad and told him to "leave it". Looks like she is listening when we tell the dogs to leave her toys 🤣

My 2yo keeps saying "tiptoe tiptoe" and tip-toeing dramatically through the living room when she's on her way to do something she knows she's not supposed to.