What 's the most embarrassing thing you do to, or for, your kids?

[Talk2Me]

Spit and tissue washes, or lick their lollies that have hit the deck and then shove 'em back in their mouths? C'mon. 'Fess up.

I know someone who sucks the snot out of his baby's nose. He did it in front of me. I nearly threw up.

My baby had something on his cheek the otehr day that I couldn't rub off, it took all my willpower to not use my spit on a hanky!!!!

Dd has random nose bleeds. One day we had just got off the bus outside a kids centre outside Seattle - no-one around and nothing opening for 15 mins or so. There she is, covered in blood, miles from the hotel or shops and no change of clothes. So I did what I had to do - I sucked the blood out of her woollen jumper and carried on. There was a chap at the bus stop - I just tried to pretend he wasn't there.

I've done similar since - but not quite on such a scale.

creep uptairs dead of night with a torch and examine their bottoms for worms (they were under 5)
Course, one woke but I couldn't say what I was doing cos if a 5 yo thought she might have worms in her bottom we'd of had a night of shrieking.
She'll be in therapy about that