Kittens losing mittens 🤷🏻‍♂️

[davejac]

First time father question... how the f**k did all the kittens lose their mittens? And not one mitten, both of them. All three kittens lost both mittens. Something doesn’t add up? Mother cat needs to get some order in that house!

Ha! Can tell you're a first timer. As soon as PFB gets to preschool in cold weather you'll see exactly how easy it is for kittens to lose their mittens, even if they're on string through their coat, have their names on, and they're reminded about them EVERY BLOODY TIME. Ahem.

And why should it be down to mother to get order into the house? I speak with feeling given my username and sharing a basket with a somewhat untidy DH.

Or should that be Tomcat?

She was so busy making pie 🥧, she didn’t realise her delinquent kittens were out losing their mittens. Probably swapping them for drugs and cigarettes 🐱💉🚬

Yes you’ve never been through a winter with a toddler have you? I always found that nursery rhyme particularly realistic and relatable.

The only unrealistic bit is where they find them again.

Wait until they reach teenage years and Mother Hubbard becomes the most accurate piece of literature to ever be written.

@TheCountessofFitzdotterel

The only unrealistic bit is where they find them again.

Haha 🤣😂