How to teach ds to wee standing up?! I am clueless, and so is my mum as we both only have sisters! A comical scene in our bathroom today with me trying alternately to hold ds in position and get his willy in position!! Ds doesn't seem to have the knack of holding it right. There must be an easier way! Then naked in the garden he weed standing up for the 1st time like a complete pro, no problem - must be male instinct there?? I guess I need ping pong balls? Dh is at work so no help there and ds's grandad just seems embarrassed!