Toddler is possessed - send help

[facedowninthedirt]

Obviously I know he’s not actually possessed but fuck me - when do they start acting human again?

Feel absolutely murderous tonight. It seems like he’s shaking with hyperactivity. Cute for 5 seconds and then not bloody cute.

Am fully prepared to be told to suck it up.

About 3 and a half, going by my older child. DC2 is 2 and a half and a fucking maniac.

Before finally cleaning her teeth & going to bed my little darling poured water all over kitchen floor (after screaming about being thirsty), slipped over in it, screamed for a plaster because blood was coming out of her toe (it wasn't), hit her brother then cried when I moved her away because "I love him, I have to sit beside him" .
You have my sympathy.

I feel ya. DD nearly 3 and a half. An angel one minute, an absolutely nastyyyy little lady the next.

5 years in my experience with five of the wee shits, sorry darlings.

Once they start school everything returns to normal and human before this it's 'every day is call the exorcist '.