Else I'd cry. Today I got pooped on, twice. I went to Tesco as he was asleep, he started scream crying half way through the shop - totally inconsolable, figured I'd pay and leave - only id forgot my card. So I grabbed the screaming baby, got in the car to go get it, got home and couldn't find it. stuck a bottle in babies mouth, eventually found card, went back to Tesco and got shopping. Now, I've just set off to go to baby swim and forgot my keys. My door locks as you shut it. So we're locked outside the house for 30 minutes waiting for partner. Going to miss baby swim now. And I'm pretty sure he's just pooped.