You know you've spent too long on MN when.................

[DangerousBeans]

your children bring you a sandwich and a cup of tea to "keep you going"!

lol DBeans
nice kids!

Now that's what I call parenting

Do your kids do delivery, DB?

pmsl

I'm sure they'll rustle up an entire three course meal for us all - if I stay on here long enough!

Lol - that's fab - send them round here too, please.

you've seen this thread title about 20 times before

My 2,5 year old dd reached for the eggs and sugar and went outside to "bake a cake".
My 15 month old dd joined her.... she have an egg allergy....
My husband asked me where were you when this happened. Learned my lesson!!!!

When you turn around and they have suddenly turned 18 and left home?

LOL at OP though - wonder when mine will do that?

..you have to hotfoot it down the road to pick up ds1 and ds2 from school and dd from the cm because you're late.again. not a pretty sight without a sports bra to fetter the chesty dumplings, i can tell you...

LOL at "chesty dumplings".
Haven't heard that phrase for ages.

...when your 9 year old turns round to you after you stifle a giggle, tuts, smiles patronizingly and says "what are the funny ladies on that website saying now???"

When your dd's friend, (who is also my mindee) tries to contact dd on MSN and says 'Is that you online xx or is your mum on MN again!'

Your DH informs you that it is Saturday morning, and you started posting on Thursday afternoon.

..the quincyzappfugaboo has changed colours twice...